Have you *seen* Trader Joe's? 🔍

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Trader Joe’s is one of our grocery stores, and because I travel to different parts of California and don’t eat meat or fast food, it is also a “safe” place for us to get provisions.

For this reason I’ve very critical of Trader Joe’s, as I am of all my primary food sources.

But this topic is for sharing the weird stuff at Trader Joe’s! And wow, is there a lot!

Have you seen Trader Joe’s? :mag:

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This screams “Harry Potter” to me.

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That says “Imperial Star Fucker”, but the star trek font and the curve of the can makes it really difficult to read.

Bold move!

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Trader Joe’s naming mad-lib, I need:

  • Adjective
  • Food item
  • Noun
  • Snack flavor
  • Shape

And we get…

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Just… let that sink in…

It reads like a fun, summertime strain of cannabis! :watermelon: :maple_leaf:

It looks and tastes like watermelon left out to dry in the sun, so… there’s that. :slight_smile: