This is a sign in a yard full of monuments and displays, which upon close inspection are revealed to be made of recycled/upscaled materials. 
Beside this sign is a giant dragonfly, with wings made from a ceiling fan! 
I believe the FIELD CLOSED sign was meant to be “closed”(it folds upward), rather than open and showing. Anyhow, I thought the two next to each other, with the kids playing soccer in the back, tells an interesting story. I don’t know which story, but it has it’s twists and turns!
DO NOT CROSS FᴀꜱTʀᴀᴋ
(It’ll getcha!)
(Oh oh, dad-joke-reply! “Why is that sign shouting like it’s angry?” “It’s been crossed so many times!” 
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These are warning signs on BART trains. Look closely at the last one…
…where have I seen that before?
I love this sign and sentiment.
There are photos of three people next to it who are quite fasionable, but they are each the size of that poster, but as a big extended poster, and it’s just beside the BART entrance, which means: I can’t get a photo of it! I’m too close next to it, but the next available space is across the street, where there is construction going on.
Maybe next time…
This sign hanging in 19th Street BART Station… it’s kinda too awesome, in all the wrong ways!
Let’s start with the title above the armored-to-death-to-others person: Join BART’s Safety Solution
Their “safety solution” is Velcrocop, like Robocop, but made of velcro and a sense they are the Safety Solution!
And now, the benefits, as enumerated:
- $15,000 signing bonus
- State-of-the art safety equipment [sic]
- Resources to solve real-life problems
- Ride trains around the Bay Area
They’ve got nothing! “Resources to solve real-life problems?” Wasn’t that the $15,000 bonus?
My only real-life problem in this moment is that I am not currently riding trains around the Bay Area.
This is on each rack at Costco. I love it for two reasons:
- “DO NOT REACH OR CLIMB IN STEEL” is so
! Like it’s a mecha or something! - It looks like an instruction panel for multiplayer Portal!
So… they straight up take lost bags! I knew it! 
This one made me laugh so much! I imagine more people trip over it while trying to read this sign!
Um, please don’t get within 6 feet of other airplanes! This is a fucking terrifying sign while boarding an airplane! Look around you and see how poorly people are social distancing…
Please give planes 60 or 600 feet distance, or something more reasonable than 6 feet. 
